Nervous Passengers
Nervous Passengers
Some of our passenges may be nervous at the prospect of flying with a new, relatively unknown carrier:
Let all of us here at Pig's Arse Airlines assure you now that we understand your concerns and will help you overcome your very natural fear of crashing into a mountain and being burnt to death in a blazing fireball. At our Corporate Training Centre in Feltham, West London (known colloquially as the Pigsty) we offer half day courses designed to overcome your ridiculous and half-baked phobias concerning air safety. The course consists of the following modules:
What happens when a plane crashes?
Should you carry your own parachute?
Is it worth screaming or not?
Do our pilots really have a death wish?
To sign up for one of these very popular sessions, please contact us below