Disruptive
Passenger Policy
In recent years, the world's major airlines have seen an increase in violence and drunkeness aboard their aircraft, and Pig's Arse Airlines has decided to take a Zero-tolerance stand on this issue. It has introduced a firm policy of punishment against any passenger who assaults a staff member or whose conduct in the air becomes dangerous or outrageous. Immediately after landing, any offending passenger will receive a good spanking over the wing of the aircraft. Pictured here are some recent offenders, whose behaviour became so outrageously debauched that immediate action was necessary.
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As a result of a recent Air-Rage
incident, Pigs Arse Airlines has had to introduce a blanket ban on the singing
of all ABBA songs during flight. We thank you for your co-operation.