Fleet
Fleet
Pigs Arse Airlines operates a fleet of modern, comfortable and reliable aircraft, as shown below:
Piper Lance: 2 in fleet, VH-INR (Irene) and VH-BNN (Benny). These are the largest aircraft in the Pigs Arse Fleet, carrying up to 5 passengers in addition to the pilot. They are fast, comfortable, and hardly ever crash.
Piper Arrow: This is the newest addition to our fleet, and the best equipped. It can carry the pilot and 3 passengers in speedy comfort.
Tobago: Based only at Bankstown airport, this great aircraft can carry three passengers, however due to weight restrictions, fat guts bastards are requested to eat less.
Passengers lucky enough to take our Grand Canyon & Sedona full day tour from Mesa Airport in Arizona fly in Kylie, a brand new Piper Archer.
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